Monday, September 11, 2006

Some Christian Clichés

  • God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.
  • Dear God, I have a problem, it's Me.
  • Growing old is inevitable ... growing UP is optional.
  • There is no key to happiness. The door is always open.
  • Silence is often misinterpreted but never misquoted.
  • Do the math .. count your blessings.
  • Faith is the ability to not panic.
  • Laugh every day, it's like inner jogging.
  • If you worry, you didn't pray . If you pray, don't worry.
  • As a child of God, prayer is kind of like calling home everyday.
  • Blessed are the flexible for they shall not be bent out of shape.
  • The most important things in your house are the people.
  • When we get tangled up in our problems, be still. God wants us to be still, so He can untangle the knot.
  • A grudge is a heavy thing to carry.
  • He who dies with the most toys is still dead.

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